Hello Everyone! The Dark Knight of Meninism has returned! And he’s here to drop some truth on ya’ll. First off, I like porn. I’ve been watching it since high school. Can’t pinch off a load without it. It’s always been just a fun thing to do. I wait for my mom to go to her “job” then I prepare a nice bubble bath where I relax with some R. Kelly telling me how it really is, then I plug my computer into my TV (gotta have that shit HD) and let the fun begin.
But now I hear that feminists are trying to ruin porn too!
I was talking to my guy at Lids while I was looking for a good birthday present for my grandma when he tells me about how he told his girlfriend that he watches porn and how she freaked out on him. He said she made him watch some stupid anti-porn documentary on Netflix. I then realized that the feminist had a new weapon that they were going to further try to suppress men with. And this weapon is set to ‘kill’ (porn). And it’s called “Hot Girls Wanted.”
This post is not a complaint but a warning to all porn-lovers about this movie and how to stop it’s evil.
I don’t have a Netflix so I asked him if I could borrow his account so I could watch the movie (I’m more of a Yahoo Stream guy myself). I took it upon myself to take the responsibly of watching this horrible film and figuring out how to stop it. And let me tell you guys, it wasn’t easy.
First off there was no nudity. THE WHOLE TIME. I thought for a second I was about to see a nipple but then they immediately cut away. What a tease! For it being a movie about porn there wasn’t anything in it that was porn like. It was just a lot of people talking about porn. I mean who would want to see a porno where all they did was talk? Not me.
Long story short, I was not turned on at any point during the movie.
The craziest part was that I actually knew one of the porn stars in it, Stella May. I had seen her work before and thought she was super hot but it turns out she’s a major uggo. She’s some pizza face hick with a boyfriend. That was the part that I was so confused about. How could you date a girl that was always fucking other dudes (and some chicks lol)? I’d hate having a slut for a girlfriend. I also never thought I would meet the parents of someone I’ve jerked off to. But I did and I gotta tell ya, it was weird. The whole movie was weird. It just made me feel really uncomfortable. I didn’t enjoy watching it and I didn’t like how I felt after watching it. I’m not used to movies that make me ‘feel’ things. Maybe if the movie was more like Expendables 2 or Missing in action then it would’ve been a better movie. But it wasn’t so it I didn’t like it.
But the worst thing about the movie was that it wasn’t done torturing me after I finished watching it. The next day I went through my daily routine of getting ‘into the mood’ but when I started watching porn I began to feel bad again. Every porno I would start watching I would wonder if the girl (or girls lol) had a boyfriend too or what there feelings were while they were making the film. I haven’t even cared about the feelings of the girls I’ve DATED. But there I was, thinking and feeling and it sucked. I still jerked off, but I wasn’t happy after.
The feminists had taken a toll on me. They weaseled their ugly heads into my brain and told me to hate myself for watching porn.
I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how to fight back. To reject the feminist judgment from my brain and then it dawned on me.
Why should I care?
Why should I care about the lives of the people I’m masturbating to?
I’m watching it for their performance not for their ‘feelings’.
I love Chuck Norris movies but I don’t give a shit about what his parents think about his movies.
I’m a Meninist and a Meninist supports equal rights. So if a girl wants to do porn then good. Great! I encourage it. Just like how I would support a guy wanting to be an actor. They get to do what they want.
So men, if a feminist tries to get you down about watching porn, you tell that fat pixie cut bitch you’re supporting the porn stars profession. The feminists want to stop porn but they won’t if we stand our ground and fight back. We will not let the feminists win. We will have equal rights. WE WILL WATCH PORN!
(Fun fact: I can’t listen to R. Kelly without getting turned on now LOL.)